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bliinded-by-2ciience: happy-psycho: sarkyfancypants: pig-fish: h4te: I won’t get anything but meh I think it’s worth trying. same. why the hell not im afk cause vidya games so it might take me a while to answer
More RP thoughts that I’ll put under a cut tag. [[MORE]] I’m stalled with Trix. I don’t know what to do with her anymore. It’s something I’ve been struggling with for a while, but I kept trying to find distractions for her (and me) to postpone things until I could come up with some grand plan for her. Except I haven’t. The RP itself is getting a little…...
psychodave123 asked: I don't really care that much :D
psychodave123 asked: BUT IF THE BOSS IS THE ONLY REAL ACCOUNT THEN HOW ARE WE HAVING A CONVERSATION
I see you.
//Is that one of the shockingly cute kittens? Lemme grab my rubber gloves first…
Hey. Hey. Hey, lady. Want some space cupcakes? Fresh from space. Just came in. On a star. Yup. Star cupcakes. Over there. Nother star. Nother one. Nother star. Lots of stars. Too many stars. Not enough cupcakes. Star. Star. Star. Planet. Cupcake. Alien.
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TMI questions, random questions, fanart, ficlets, observations, criticisms, plot suggestions, cupcakes, whatever. I’m bored, restless, and in need of distraction…
ebiroll: feelingstabby: ebiroll: someone talk to me oh my god i am at a party and i feel so left out The trick with parties is to see how much food you can sneak into your pockets without anyone noticing. Bonus points for bottles of alcohol and/or ice sculptures. the only food they had was pizza toppings, so i grabbed a handful of cheese and went to put it in my pockets when this random...
susan-death-read-homestuck: This isn’t right, people usually get names when they’re born. IT IS FICTION. YOU CAN’T EXPECT IT TO BE REALISTIC. Even so, it’s still odd. What do we do now? CLICK ‘ENTER NAME’, I BELIEVE.
ebiroll: someone talk to me oh my god i am at a party and i feel so left out The trick with parties is to see how much food you can sneak into your pockets without anyone noticing. Bonus points for bottles of alcohol and/or ice sculptures.
You've just been dumped in the OEC...
57th gif is your reaction to finding yourself in the OEC: (not quite that, no O_o) 88th is your reaction as you realize you ARE your primary character: (Mmmm…. maybe-ish) 19th is your reaction to meeting your favorite character: (Hells yes!) 6th is your reaction to meeting your least favorite character: (Help, help, get me out of this thingggg) 31st is your favorite...
I love archery
sarcastickatt: feelingstabby: I love archery puns, too. :D Although I imagine Katt is rethinking the whole embarrassing topic. I CAN NEVER PLAY THE ARCHERY CLASS THANKS TRIX I’d say I’m happy to lend a hand, but that’d start off whole new waves of, um… never mind. ;)
I love archery
I love archery puns, too. :D Although I imagine sarcastickatt is rethinking the whole embarrassing topic.
reversetango: Since there is talk of Avatar/Portal on my dash I just have to say that I have thought long and hard about this and cannot imagine Wheatley as a bender Chell is the bender here Wheatley just keeps getting his cabbages wrecked MY TEST CHAMBERRRRRS! *shakes fist*
sarcastickatt: I just really wanted to draw people as Ragnarok Online classes, okay? >___> So it’s Katt as a Sniper and Trix as an Assassin Cross. Will do more…sometime. Come here and let me impale- I mean, HUG you! ♥
Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I...– Susan Ivanova (via meilertsen) GOD SENT ME. You haven’t lived till you’ve heard her recite that at breakfast. :)
conquerorwurm: fuchsiamae: conquerorwurm submitted: Looook look at the trailer for the DLC it has a few seconds of Cave Johnson talking vaguely about his father It’s on my blog if you can’t find it First thought: “Eeeeeee, hello Mr. Johnson!” Second thought: “Farmer? Professor of farming? Shit this changes things.” Third thought: “Wait a minute. Cave is almost as unreliable a narrator...
Kinky Questions, go!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
modmad: sheepsderp: baturday: Baby bat gets the hiccups I’m screaming. “I really did not mean to do that.” Some days there really is no way to avoid reblogging cute stuff. This is one of those days. This is amazing and adorable and I love it. Snoring Hummingbird has a new friend.